RAMBLINGS...and everything else in between

As I was getting a pedicure another woman sat next to me getting one as well. Her pedicurist asked mine if she could borrow her “nails clipper”. Now the three of us all kinda paused and thought well that’s wrong. It’s nail clippers. Not to mention, this is Trinidad and some people have awful grammar and say things such as “flim” instead of film and “tree” instad of “three”. So we were a bit surprised but all had a good chuckle nonetheless. And the woman also ventured to say “nailclippers, nails clippers. Same thing anyway and you know what I mean. ” This got me thinking though, if it’s mothers-in-law and and other such sayings, is nails clipper wrong? They are however clipping nails. Just something I thought about

I have always tried to choose the high road. There are 3 particular parts in my past that I wish I had done over. But I can’t change it and I can’t undo the fact that those 3 times I took the low road. And I believe in Karma. She’s real ladies and gents. She’s very real. And she’s come for her dues that I owe her to balance those 3 instances. I believe that I am done paying and that there is balance now in my world. But yours buddy? Well let’s just say I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do. Cuz I’m willin to make it 4 instances if she doesn’t get to you first. But regardless of whether she beats me to it or not, you bet your sorry ass it’s gonna hurt like a mutha fuckin bitch. Verdict’s in asshole. Time to even the scales.

Katy Perry has it right with these lyrics:

I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake

I’m wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
I’m wide awake
How did I read the stars so wrong?
I’m wide awake
And now it’s clear to me
That everything you see
Ain’t always what it seems
I’m wide awake
Yeah, I was dreaming for so long

[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn’t dive in
Wouldn’t bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
‘Til I woke up on
On the concrete

[Chorus]
Falling from cloud 9
Crashing from the high
I’m letting go tonight
Yeah, I’m falling from cloud 9

I’m wide awake
Not losing any sleep
I picked up every piece
And landed on my feet
I’m wide awake
Need nothing to complete myself, no

I’m wide awake
Yeah, I am born again
Outta the lion’s den
I don’t have to pretend
And it’s too late
The story’s over now, the end

[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn’t dive in
Wouldn’t bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
‘Til I woke up on
On the concrete

[Chorus]
Falling from cloud 9 (it was out of the blue)
I’m crashing from the high
I’m letting go tonight (yeah, I’m letting you go)
I’m falling from cloud 9

I’m wide awake
Thunder rumbling
Castles crumbling
I’m wide awake
I am trying to hold on
I’m wide awake
God knows that I tried
Seeing the bright side
I’m wide awake
But I’m not blind anymore…

I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake

[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m falling from cloud 9 (it was out of the blue)
I’m crashing from the high
You know I’m letting go tonight (yeah, I’m letting you go)
I’m falling from cloud 9

I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake
I’m wide awake

And this right hook

Ok buddy. While I don’t give two shits as to what you were tryin to tell me as you drove past me, I still don’t get why you were tellin me anything in the first place for a number of reasons. One you were not the driver and therefore irrelevant. Two you’re not a cop so your opinion is moot. Three even if you were a cop I was well in my right to overtake you and go through the yellow light. I was goin 80. You were goin 30. The law clearly states if it’s too dangerous to stop, go through the yellow light instead of trying to slow down or stop. I was fine. You however should have stopped. The light turned red after I went through which means you ran the red light and broke the law. Moron. Oh and man up and speak up next time instead of mumbling something and winding up your window real fast. *scoff* Pansy Ass.

I find it hilarious that an indian man with all his curly hair bessness decides he can pull off a mullet. And then proceed to whine like the old man he is and try to pick up. Kudos dude.

Dis girl has no ass. She doesn’t even look good or slutty cuz she has no ass. Her vagina is bigger than her ass. I jus wanna feed her big macs and fries.

For the first time tonight I saw a ho on d corna workin for her money when a car pulled ova for her business.

Dad I love you but you need to stop asking me if I want pizza. Stop saying that you’re gonna order me a pizza. We both know you want the pizza. But you can’t have the pizza. There will not be any pizza. Get off the pizza train. You’re not gonna get any anytime soon. No means no. I’m sorry.

If I had to do rehab after losing a limb and my fully limbed rehab coach told me “I know. I know.” I’d be like “Bitch please! You got all your parts movin! WHen you lose one and have to do what I’m doin then come see me with the ‘I know’ business.”

There are several things I’d like to burn after this break up. One of them is you. Seriously you might wanna stay away from me. I like fire. It’s pretty and all destroying. Kinda like you.

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, When you wish upon a star…

You are still a crazy person for thinking your dreams will actually be decided by a ball of gas and light.

I sleep in hope that when I wake up the world will suck less.

*wake up* *look around*

“Hmm. You seem better this morning.”

*remember everything wrong in life*

“Nope! Not yet! I was wrong!”

*go back to bed*

*hide and sleep until the world is easier or until I have to pee, eat or work*

Listen sweetie if I wanted to hear your whole life story I’d ask for it ok. Til then keep your midlife crisis to yourself. I’m too young to even be thinking about them, much less help you deal with them.